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Tony opens his valentine from the World's Smallest Postal Service




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Valentine's is creeping up, the candy coated holiday founded on Lupercalia, a Roman parade festival celebrating sex and werewolves. It basically involved sacrificing a goat, wrapping the wet and bloody skin around you, then energetically racing naked around the city and cackling madly while smacking women with whips for pregnancy luck.

Me, I just can't be bothered to put that much effort in. Someone hands me a goat at the crack of dawn, there's not going to be any leaping out of bed to kill it, no, nor running. At least, I wouldn't be the one running. This is dawn we're talking about. AKA bedtime. Also, seriously, what did that poor goat ever do?

So rather than running naked and bloody through the streets of Seattle, something I'm theoretically capable of if I weren't so damned lazy, sure, I've decided to celebrate this Valentine's by sending Tony treasures through the mail instead. How pale in comparison, I know, but wait! Don't judge yet! These treasures might not involve flaying animals or whipping nubile young women, but they're awesome.

The first present arrived last week, a new Crankbunny design made in collaboration with poster artist Brian Ewing called the Tell-Tale Heart Custom Valentine Card, a paper ribcage which opens up to reveal a personal secret message under a scarlet scratch away foil heart. My message read you have my heart. xox jh. It was a tricky choice, given that she has so many beautiful cards, but as I gave Secret Decoder and Dancing Robot cards last year, I wanted something new, something a little more to Tony's specific tastes, so I decided the macabre ribcage would appeal more to his recovering goth-osity than anything else in her shop, especially as it comes in a smart black envelope. Ha.

The next present arrived just yesterday, a valentine by Lea Redmond from The World's Smallest Postal Service! The letter is transcribed on a miniature desk in the tiniest of script, sealed with a miniscule wax seal with the sender's intial pressed into it, packaged up with a magnifying glass in a glassine envelope, and finished off with a large wax seal. The finished letter is just about the size of an American quarter, almost a little bit smaller. Tony was absolutely delighted to open the regular sized envelope and discover such a strange tiny gift inside.

The miniscule envelope, not having anything to do with actual mailing practices, can be marked as anything you like, so I wrote out the smoochiest addresses I could think of, mailing it from Jhayne Holmes, Lover's Court, Inamorata, L0V34, Valentia, and to Tony Jackson, #1 Beloved Blvd, suite: 2 serenade, Inamorato, H34R7, Valentia, something Tony got to read out to Michelle and her friend Kevin, who were over as he unwrapped it.

Inside, it read;Now comes the long blue cold
by Mary Oliver, (with one word changed)

Now comes the long blue cold
and what shall I say but that some
bird in the tree of my heart
is singing.

That same heart that only yesterday
was a room shut tight, without dreams.

Isn’t it wonderfulâ€"the cold wind and
spring in the heart inexplicable.
Darling boy. Picklock.

-:-

Here's to closing in one one year together, to holding hands even when we're sleeping. Here's to finding love together and trust, truth, and beauty bombs. Here's to you, my exquisite love, my Tony, my only. Happy Valentine's. I love you, I love you, I love you.

Jhayne

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Question by floridagirl28:

Is it wrong that my best friend thinks about having sex with God?

Basically she told me that she thinks about having sex with god. I know this is soo weird. She asked for my advice, but to be honest I don't know what to say.

Is it wrong, or not? I mean you can't always help what you think about. Ahh help!




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Nah

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After masturbation, my body feels tired, don't want to be bothered, and mind feels foggy.
After real sex, my body still feels tired but I also feel like I accomplished something and truly satisfied within.




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Question by sadingle: My husband is a "non-sexual person"?

I'm an American who married a Nepali man, I'm 28, he's 25, no it wasn't for a green card, we have a deep emotional connection... He told me when we met that he is a "non-sexual" person.. I accepted this as his meaning he doesn't always need to have sex to be intimate. I was wrong. This man doesn't like to be kissed, touched, or even complimented on his looks...When we have sex, although I can see he physically enjoys it, he's mentally and emotionally detached.. I know he's only doing it to please me, but because of that fact alone, it's unsatisfying to me. To me, sexuality and physical affection may have a fine line between them, but they are different, and I can't live without the intimacy.. I don't think it's so much of a cultural thing, because I've been with other Nepali men and it was never an issue.. Quite the opposite in fact... It's killing me because I love my husband, but I'm thinking about going outside the relationship just to get the passion and tenderness I need.. I don't ask for much... We've talked about it, he says that this is exactly what has ruined his past relationships, that this is the way he was born, and that he could change any other thing about himself except this. The only thing left to do is for me to change, and I feel as though my desires are healthy and natural, and I don't think I should have to change that...he must be the only man on Earth who complains about having a horny wife!!




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WELL...................................I AM SORRY FOR YOU...I AM AN OBSTETRICIAN AND GYNECOLOGIST AND I SEE CASES LIKE THIS AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT PAIN YOU SUFFER................BUT TO TELL U THE TRUTH.THIS IS IRREPAIRABLE SO EITHER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.........A HORNY WIFE IS A BLESS BUT NOT ALL MEN APPRECIATE IT...............WISH YOU THE BEST.

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